DO YOU EVER JUST WANNA CUDDLE WITH SOMEONE AND WATCH SHITTY MOVIES TOGETHER AND DO NOTHING SEXUAL JUST WATCH BAD MOVIES AND THROW POPCORN AT EACH OTHER BECAUSE I DO
I was reading a fic and
The 3 consecutive sex.
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
a moment of silence for those who haven’t seen their favourite band live
an eternity of silence for those who never will
i was at the gay pride festival and my mom saw an openly mtf woman walking through the wading pools there in fancy clothing and my mom’s eyes widened and she whispered, “that is an absolute atrocity” and i was like wtf mom not cool and then she continued “shes going to wreck those high heels if she walks through the water like that”